Hav, y'all ho, ho, ho!Nws yog lub sijhawm ntawd ntawm lub xyoo rov qab, thaum lub tsev kho kom zoo nkauj thiab cov ntoo Christmas tau ci zoo li tus txiv ntxawm qaug cawv rau Xyoo Tshiab Eve.Yog, zoo siab heev Christmas!
Tam sim no, ua ntej peb pib, cia kuv hais qhov no: Yog tias koj yog ib tus ntawm cov neeg no tau teeb tsa Christmas kho kom zoo nkauj rau lub Kaum Ib Hlis, koj yuav tsum ua siab ntev.Kuv txhais tau tias, koj puas muab sijhawm rau Thanksgiving?Ua ntej koj kho koj lub tsev zoo li Clark Griswold, cia tus qaib ntxhw coj lub tsom teeb.
Nrog txhua yam uas tau hais, cia peb tham txog qhov laj thawj tiag tiag rau lub caij: khoom plig.Kuv txhais tau tias, tau kawg, kev yug los ntawm Tswv Yexus thiab txhua yam tseem ceeb heev, tab sis cia peb ua siab ncaj, peb txhua tus nyob rau hauv nws rau cov spoils.Kuv tsis paub txog koj, tab sis kuv daim ntawv teev Christmas ntev dua li Santa lub npe tsis zoo.Kuv tau muab cov lus qhia rau kuv cov phooj ywg thiab tsev neeg zoo li tsis muaj tag kis thiab yog tias lawv tsis tau txais, lawv tau txais qee qhov hnyav hauv lawv cov thom khwm.
Hais txog cov hnab ntim khoom, peb puas tuaj yeem tham txog qhov txawv li cas yog tias peb dai lawv los ntawm qhov cub thiab sau lawv nrog cov khib nyiab khib nyiab?Kuv txhais tau tias, leej twg tuaj nrog lub tswv yim no?"Hav, cia wb nqa ib lub thom khwm qub thiab muab khoom qab zib thiab cov khoom ua si me me, nws yuav yog ib qho kev lig kev cai Christmas zoo!"Nws yog weird, tab sis hav, kuv tsis yws.Kuv nyiam mus dhau kuv cov hnab ntim khoom thaum sawv ntxov Christmas thiab nrhiav txhua yam khoom zoo.Nws zoo li cov khoom muaj nqis yos hav zoov, tab sis nrog ntau tinsel.
Tam sim no, cia peb tham txog tus txiv neej loj: Santa Claus.Kuv muaj lus nug rau tus laus laus no.Ua ntej ntawm tag nrho cov, nws ua li cas haum tag nrho cov khoom plig no rau hauv ib lub sleigh?Nws tsoo txhua lub tsev thaum hmo ntuj li cas?Kuv txhais tau tias, thaum kuv ua kom yuam kev-lossis-kho, kuv muaj lub sijhawm nyuaj ntaus txhua lub tsev ntawm kuv qhov thaiv, thiab kuv tseem tsis tau nqa ib lub hnab ntim khoom ua si.Santa yuav tsum tau ua hauj lwm tej yam yees siv loj los rub qhov no tawm.
Cia peb tsis txhob hnov qab qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws ntawm Christmas: khoom noj.Kuv tsis paub txog koj, tab sis kuv npaj yuav noj kuv qhov hnyav hauv ncuav qab zib thiab eggnog lub caij so no.Kuv txhais tau tias, nws tsuas yog lub sijhawm ntawm lub xyoo thaum koj tuaj yeem noj khoom qab zib rau pluas tshais, pluas su, thiab noj hmo.Thaum lub sij hawm Xyoo Tshiab yob ib ncig, kuv yuav waddling ib ncig zoo li ib tug qaib cov txwv, thiab kuv tsis pom zoo ntxiv.
Yog li, thaum peb qhwv cov khoom ntawm no, kuv tsuas yog xav kom koj zoo siab Christmas.Txawm hais tias koj tsis zoo los yog zoo, Kuv vam tias Santa coj koj txhua yam koj ib txwm xav tau.Nco ntsoov, qhov no tsis yog hais txog khoom plig, kho kom zoo nkauj, lossis khoom noj.Nws yog hais txog kev siv sijhawm nrog cov neeg koj hlub thiab nthuav tawm kev xyiv fab thiab kev xyiv fab.Yog li tawm mus thiab ua qee qhov nco uas yuav nyob mus ib txhis.Yog tias ua tsis tau, nco ntsoov cov lus tsis txawj tuag ntawm Kevin McAllister: “Zoo siab Christmas, koj cov tsiaj qias neeg!”
Post lub sij hawm: Dec-25-2023